Octopus Publishing Group Commando Dad

Attention! In your hand is an indispensable training manual for new recruits to fatherhood. Written by ex-Commando and dad of three, Neil Sinclair, this manual will teach you, in no-nonsense terms, how to: survive the first 24 hours; prepare and plan to Prevent Poor Parental Performance; maintain morale in the ranks; feed, clothe, transport and entertain your troops; transport the troops successfully on maneuvers; increase your flash to bang' time and 'square away' tasks along the way; and much, much more. Let Training Commence.